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Your calves will be speechless when you put on these socks. The silence of the gams.It puts the clothes upon its soles or else it gets the socks with holes. Just put the socks in the basket. Sorry...

Solve. Coagula. Socks. Hail yourself AND treat yo self at the same time. - Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex- Our socks do not contain polyester- DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area- High Thread Count -...

I didn't want this description to drag-on. Yep. That's it. That's the description. I'm fired. From Foot Clothes: Our socks are all combed cotton/nylon/spandex blends. Socks are knitted at 200N,...

Based off of our very own Blucifer here in Denver - the giant statue of a death horse at the airport that killed it's creator. Except we made him even more evil by giving him a serrated horn and a...

These socks MAY or MAY NOT make you into a ravenous hairy monster at night. Only time will tell. From Foot Clothes: Our socks are all combed cotton/nylon/spandex blends. Socks are knitted at 200N,...

We forsee that those who wear these fortune teller socks will find fortune, riches, fame, and pizza, probably. You will obtain psy-kick powers - the ability to mentally kick your enemies in the face...

The difference between a real haunted house and these socks is that if you spend the night in these socks, you'll probably just wake up comfortable instead of, ya know, maybe dead. ------- Sock...

Have you ever thought to yourself, "Self, you should buy some really sick vintage jack-o-lantern socks because you deserve it." Well, do we have the thing for you: really sick vintage jack-o-lantern...

Beautiful but deadly? FootClothes describes these wicked socks:  Medusa is our second collaboration with Lo at Hagborn Trade. Hagborn Trade is a woman/minority owned witchy independent design...

Owls are seen as sacred symbols across multiple cultures—widely representing a “death” of the old ways of thinking and perceiving, and illuminating a deeper understanding and wisdom...

The Dressed to Kill line was inspired by us actually poisoning ourselves with a bottle of chloroform from 1906, so it was only fitting that the first design was poison. Luckily, it didn't kill us.....

 Off with their heads, on with their socks. *  Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex * SO SOFT, SO FANCY * Our socks do not contain polyester (which is awful for the environment) * DOUBLE...